Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
i dont and i am slightly mortified
1. When she danced like no one was watching.
Like hello, she’s front row at the greatest concert that could ever exist.
2. When she showed her ex-boyfriend who’s ~*BoSs*~.
3. When she made fun of herself before the haters could.
SAME TAYLOR, SAME
4. When she was just as out of breath from dancing like a maniac to Miley as you were.
5. When she and Olivia Munn pulled a ~Kanye~ joke stunt.
"Luv u, gurl!"
6. When the cameras caught her being sassy with her BFF.
7. When she sent a message to the critics with her beautiful ~haters gonna hate~ shirt.
8. When she used her dress to add some flare to her dancing.
If you don’t use your wings of fabric for dancing then what even is the point?9. When she slayed her performance and stood there staring at the audience like *BOW DOWN*.10. When she couldn’t hide her hate for #Jelena.11. When she went crazy during “What Makes You Beautiful” like any true Directioner would.12. When she and JT reenacted her famous OMG I’M SO SURPRISED face.13. When Kanye stole her thunder and she kept her cool like the classy lady that she is.#rude14. When she got down to Kendrick Lamar.Straight vibing.
Basically, she’s the queen of award shows. So start counting down to the VMAs and seeing TSwizzle in all her true glory RIGHT NOW.