probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

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diaryofajohnlockian:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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I HAEV BEEN LAUHGIN GFOR ABUOT THRITY MINTUES SOMEON EHALP

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Supernatural AlphabetB » Bela Talbot

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unusualwhitechick:

impactings:

I CANNOT DEAL WITH COLE SPROUSE ON TWITTER IM HAVING A SEIZURE

I honestly could not be more proud to call him and his brother my role models.. They literally molded the person I am..

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1. When she danced like no one was watching. 

Like hello, she’s front row at the greatest concert that could ever exist. 
2. When she showed her ex-boyfriend who’s ~*BoSs*~.

*shade*
3. When she made fun of herself before the haters could. 

SAME TAYLOR, SAME
4. When she was just as out of breath from dancing like a maniac to Miley as you were.

5. When she and Olivia Munn pulled a ~Kanye~ joke stunt. 

"Luv u, gurl!"
6. When the cameras caught her being sassy with her BFF. 

7. When she sent a message to the critics with her beautiful ~haters gonna hate~ shirt. 

8. When she used her dress to add some flare to her dancing. 


If you don’t use your wings of fabric for dancing then what even is the point?
9. When she slayed her performance and stood there staring at the audience like *BOW DOWN*. 



10. When she couldn’t hide her hate for #Jelena.




11. When she went crazy during “What Makes You Beautiful” like any true Directioner would. 



12. When she and JT reenacted her famous OMG I’M SO SURPRISED face. 



13. When Kanye stole her thunder and she kept her cool like the classy lady that she is. 


#rude

14. When she got down to Kendrick Lamar.


Straight vibing. 


Basically, she’s the queen of award shows. So start counting down to the VMAs and seeing TSwizzle in all her true glory RIGHT NOW.

1. When she danced like no one was watching. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

Like hello, she’s front row at the greatest concert that could ever exist. 

2. When she showed her ex-boyfriend who’s ~*BoSs*~.

*shade*

3. When she made fun of herself before the haters could. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

SAME TAYLOR, SAME

4. When she was just as out of breath from dancing like a maniac to Miley as you were.

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

5. When she and Olivia Munn pulled a ~Kanye~ joke stunt. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

"Luv u, gurl!"

6. When the cameras caught her being sassy with her BFF. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

7. When she sent a message to the critics with her beautiful ~haters gonna hate~ shirt. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

8. When she used her dress to add some flare to her dancing. 

If you don’t use your wings of fabric for dancing then what even is the point?

9. When she slayed her performance and stood there staring at the audience like *BOW DOWN*. 
10. When she couldn’t hide her hate for #Jelena.
11. When she went crazy during “What Makes You Beautiful” like any true Directioner would. 
12. When she and JT reenacted her famous OMG I’M SO SURPRISED face. 
13. When Kanye stole her thunder and she kept her cool like the classy lady that she is. 
#rude
14. When she got down to Kendrick Lamar.
Straight vibing. 

Basically, she’s the queen of award shows. So start counting down to the VMAs and seeing TSwizzle in all her true glory RIGHT NOW.

(Source: i-live-only-for-the-week, via 12-13-1989-taylorswift)

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

(Source: shwagerr, via asian)

lordwhat:

lordwhat:

Sam talks in third person because there are three members of team free will wake up america

be grateful for cas because if it wasn’t for him Sam would talk in second person and everyone would be uncomfortale

don’t dream it, be it

(via ravenouscorax)

lupinslover:

The Marauders getting drunk and Sirius is just like “werewolf” and then points to Remus, “here wolf”.

(Source: punkrockremus, via jacksonwhlttemore)

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

(via oh-my-godstiel)

seccruz:

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

He really is!

(via onceandfuturemutant)